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Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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