how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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