Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
