I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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