We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we should paint friendship bongs
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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