so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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