Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Even my vagina gasped.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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