I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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