His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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