sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
she smelled like a LAN party
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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