Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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