Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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