He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
