I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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