Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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