What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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