i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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