She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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