i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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