Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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