I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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