i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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