it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We're too hungover to prance.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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