The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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