the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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