ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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