escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
birth control should be required to get into college
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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