I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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