Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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