I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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