After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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