: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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