im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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