I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
