Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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