He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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