I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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