My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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