I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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