where am i from again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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