I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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