I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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