No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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