How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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