Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
porn star boner night. come get it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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