dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
