Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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