Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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