dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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