one two three fourrrrnication!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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