they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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