you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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