Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
How external is "for external use only"?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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